theexploratorian:

adoodledoo:

Guess what part of LA I don’t wanna live in anymore.

yo, my house is safe as fuck

Until you go to the grocery store and the old, Armenian ladies plow you down with their cart while trying to cut you in line. *shaking fist in air* GLENDALE!!!

theexploratorian:

adoodledoo:

Guess what part of LA I don’t wanna live in anymore.

yo, my house is safe as fuck

Until you go to the grocery store and the old, Armenian ladies plow you down with their cart while trying to cut you in line. *shaking fist in air* GLENDALE!!!

Remember the video I made of me doing rubberband trick shots? The one that was for my work’s contest to win a trip to New York for the video with the most views?

Well… I lost.

By a lot…

What wins in this YouTube culture of ours??? My co-worker Jake’s stroke of internet genius with over 33,000 views.

So it goes.

Great. I can no longer use “lack of elephants” as my reason for not liking sports.

Great. I can no longer use “lack of elephants” as my reason for not liking sports.

Just came across this photo by Mike Piscitelli.
I hung out with these guys for almost 3 days in Jamaica.

Just came across this photo by Mike Piscitelli.

I hung out with these guys for almost 3 days in Jamaica.

I enjoy the idea of exploring henchmen’s personal lives. The first Austin Powers touched on this, but I could use an entire movie devoted to it.

I enjoy the idea of exploring henchmen’s personal lives. The first Austin Powers touched on this, but I could use an entire movie devoted to it.

Why I don’t want kids anytime soon Reason #254: I mean, like, they’re like always getting up in your shit… know what I mean?

courtesy my sister Lulu

Why I don’t want kids anytime soon Reason #254: I mean, like, they’re like always getting up in your shit… know what I mean?

courtesy my sister Lulu

Two weeks…

Two weeks…

Forgotten iPhone photos: Some days you have to find the sun.

Forgotten iPhone photos: Some days you have to find the sun.

Forgotten iPhone photos: Lonely Ben Harper sitting across from me at Canters.

Forgotten iPhone photos: Lonely Ben Harper sitting across from me at Canters.

It’s been a while, but Chicago… you are as welcoming as if it were yesterday.

It’s been a while, but Chicago… you are as welcoming as if it were yesterday.

If you’re going to fake a tattoo in photoshop, there are a few simple tools to help it not look like total bullshit: blending modes; edge softening; liquify to help match contours of the skin; but the most useful would be the Close/Do Not Save option.

If you’re going to fake a tattoo in photoshop, there are a few simple tools to help it not look like total bullshit: blending modes; edge softening; liquify to help match contours of the skin; but the most useful would be the Close/Do Not Save option.

This would be a fascinating exchange to witness.

This would be a fascinating exchange to witness.

K.V.

K.V.

I wish I had access to an xray machine. Ya know… for fun.

I wish I had access to an xray machine. Ya know… for fun.

My recent christmas gift from Pfaff has gotten me re-excited about Thomas Doyle.

My recent christmas gift from Pfaff has gotten me re-excited about Thomas Doyle.