I DID see this guy walking through Montmartre, of all places that could not possibly be trite for him to be walking through.

I DID see this guy walking through Montmartre, of all places that could not possibly be trite for him to be walking through.

I saw no Beirut doing a “Takeaway Show” on this very corner.

I saw no Beirut doing a “Takeaway Show” on this very corner.

I saw no triplets.

I saw no triplets.

Barcelona: Paris en espanol? Possibly.

Barcelona: Paris en espanol? Possibly.

It’s real pretty here. And stuff.

It’s real pretty here. And stuff.

Hola Sevilla.

Hola Sevilla.

Basketball, free weights, cardio, aerobics, 2hrs parking, nutrition, AND yoga? Everything I don’t want in one place!

Basketball, free weights, cardio, aerobics, 2hrs parking, nutrition, AND yoga? Everything I don’t want in one place!

Why did no one inform me there was a second Marcel the Shell? Why?

brentwenttohollywood:

My sketch of Markus (smoke and a coke)

brentwenttohollywood:

My sketch of Markus (smoke and a coke)

Genius.

Genius.

youmightfindyourself:

Moonrise Kingdom, a film by Wes Anderson

I can’t even handle it.

It’s like the internet exists to make me dislike the things around me. I’ve NEVER had an opinion about the stairs I use on a daily basis. But now, thanks to the internet, I hate… nay, LOATH them. All of them. All of them that are not made out of extremely expensive salvaged wood.

It’s like the internet exists to make me dislike the things around me. I’ve NEVER had an opinion about the stairs I use on a daily basis. But now, thanks to the internet, I hate… nay, LOATH them. All of them. All of them that are not made out of extremely expensive salvaged wood.

Martha’s been creating quite a line of cool, simple, affordable jewelry and throwing them up for sale on her ol’ Etsy. If’n you’re into that sorta thing, I’d recommend a browse.

Martha’s been creating quite a line of cool, simple, affordable jewelry and throwing them up for sale on her ol’ Etsy. If’n you’re into that sorta thing, I’d recommend a browse.

…except this sign.

nevver:

…except this sign.

nevver:

And I thought I had seen the last of ASCII porn a couple years ago. Here’s to a Renaissance.

And I thought I had seen the last of ASCII porn a couple years ago. Here’s to a Renaissance.