My books are being thrown out of school libraries all over the country—because they’re supposedly obscene. I’ve seen letters to small-town newspapers that put Slaughterhouse-Five in the same class with Deep Throat and Hustler magazine. How could anybody masturbate to Slaughterhouse-Five?

Kurt Vonnegut to the Paris Review

(I’m surprised he didn’t add “except me” to the end of that quote)

Frances Carroll and the Coquettes

Schmidt (aka Emily Pfaff) posted a video of the Coquettes drummer Viola Smith on her Facebook and now I can’t get enough.

Background music for late night working tonight.

The internet is here for a few reasons…

This is one of them.

The internet is here for a few reasons…

This is one of them.

Saw my first real life hacked road sign. Pretty happy with it. #fartbarf

Saw my first real life hacked road sign. Pretty happy with it. #fartbarf

Holy shit.

I don’t get it either…

I don’t get it either…

Fuck it. I’m gonna post one, too. He deserves a generational and cultural mass-grieving.

Among all the many amazing roles I’ve seen already posted, this one is arguably not his best, but Baron Munchausen was a childhood staple for me, and remains one of my favorite movies.

If I had to pick one, though, it would be Garp.

Fuck it. I’m gonna post one, too. He deserves a generational and cultural mass-grieving.

Among all the many amazing roles I’ve seen already posted, this one is arguably not his best, but Baron Munchausen was a childhood staple for me, and remains one of my favorite movies.

If I had to pick one, though, it would be Garp.

thehoneypillow:

Altiery Dorival

thehoneypillow:

Altiery Dorival

I woke up today with this scene on the tv.

And then I laughed out loud.

Then I remembered I could rewind tv, so I did.

Then I laughed out loud again.

Why I don’t want kids anytime soon Reason #277: Because as much as I would like to be, I am not a member of the Swiss Family Robinson. And I just don’t see the point in bringing a child into a life without comedic monkeys…

via: fuckyouverymuch

Why I don’t want kids anytime soon Reason #277: Because as much as I would like to be, I am not a member of the Swiss Family Robinson. And I just don’t see the point in bringing a child into a life without comedic monkeys…

via: fuckyouverymuch

It’s been a long time since I’ve topped off my Brad Neely caches. I recommend a revisit.

"Dad said, ‘The worst thing about living here, is that you can only kill yourself once.’"

Brad Neely is my favorite poet.