moderation:

Though Paul Rudd will soon be known as Ant-Man, fans of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! already know and love him better as Celery Man, the first sequence of the day. If that statement made no sense to you, just watch the clip below and it will sort of come together. But if you’ve arrived here well-versed in Celery Man—as well as Oyster, Tayne, and the only briefly-glimpsed Mozza-Rell—then all you need to do is proceed over to this webpage (via) immediately, because that’s where Alex Meub has posted a semi-functional version of Rudd’s Cinco Identity Generator 2.5. It doesn’t let you engage 4d3d3d3, you can’t order a printout of Oyster smiling, nor will it generate a nude Tayne. But what it will let you do is watch all your favorite sequences, including such crowd-pleasers as a hat wobble and a Flarhgunnstow. Now that you can get into.

(via iwatchstuff)

I haven’t seen this clip in a long while, but the link in the body of the text above was a day changer for me…

nevver:

Being John Malkovich, Sandro Miller

beruwhitesunlars:

Physics #1. Time dilation

Sleep tight.

untanglingamy:

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

'Woman has legs'.
I fucking love this.

more please…

I think I need to go buy some magnifying glasses, or something…

My books are being thrown out of school libraries all over the country—because they’re supposedly obscene. I’ve seen letters to small-town newspapers that put Slaughterhouse-Five in the same class with Deep Throat and Hustler magazine. How could anybody masturbate to Slaughterhouse-Five?

Kurt Vonnegut to the Paris Review

(I’m surprised he didn’t add “except me” to the end of that quote)

Frances Carroll and the Coquettes

Schmidt (aka Emily Pfaff) posted a video of the Coquettes drummer Viola Smith on her Facebook and now I can’t get enough.

Background music for late night working tonight.

The internet is here for a few reasons…

This is one of them.

The internet is here for a few reasons…

This is one of them.

Saw my first real life hacked road sign. Pretty happy with it. #fartbarf

Saw my first real life hacked road sign. Pretty happy with it. #fartbarf

Holy shit.