This is my goal, first thing when I wake up tomorrow.

This is my goal, first thing when I wake up tomorrow.

Where I’d rather be instead of working right now.

Where I’d rather be instead of working right now.

mindgrapes asked: I got one. Et tu, Markus? Et tu? My dashboard is already filled to the brim with questions like "If you could be any animal what would it be and why?". Hopefully this won't deter you from continuing to delight us with naked women in cowboy hats and tube socks, kids who want to kill their parents, and the witty comment that accompanies them.

I didn’t realize that in order to answer questions, they had to be posted. And I don’t want to get in the habit of posting things about me, I mean, no one cares about that. So no, no et moi.

As for questions asked by folks: maybe include a way to contact you? and I will answer away.

What am I doing? Palm Springs. Justin’s b-day. Marilyn Monroe’s house.

What am I doing? Palm Springs. Justin’s b-day. Marilyn Monroe’s house.

Inspired by others who seem to be having a bit of fun with it, I have enabled questions. So ask away, if you’re so damn interested.

By all means, ask.

bigfun:

lavitaebela:

neuroway:

Gregory Crewdson Untitled



Free association:
It used to get really hot in Savannah when I lived there.

bigfun:

lavitaebela:

neuroway:

Gregory Crewdson Untitled

Free association:

It used to get really hot in Savannah when I lived there.

mollysoda:

sandycaribou

I would like to disappear here for a few years and come back well-read and with a mastery of chopping wood.

mollysoda:

sandycaribou

I would like to disappear here for a few years and come back well-read and with a mastery of chopping wood.

sanslegumes:

I’m headed to Palm Springs tomorrow for a mere 3 nights. These are the ties I’m packing. I have a disease.

It’s not a disease. It’s a skill. A skill for style.

sanslegumes:

I’m headed to Palm Springs tomorrow for a mere 3 nights. These are the ties I’m packing. I have a disease.

It’s not a disease. It’s a skill. A skill for style.

Yet another Die Antwoord video. This one sent to me by my acquaintance Pierce The Night.

And that Antwoord video just reminded of this video. Posted this a long time ago, but worth watching again.

for some reason.

Another Die Antwoord video (aka “Next Level Beats”).

I’m quickly becoming a fan.

for some reason.

mindgrapes:

PFAFF’S VIDEO IS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF FUNNY OR DIE!!!!!!!! TOO DEEP!!!!!!!!

There he goes again.

mindgrapes:

PFAFF’S VIDEO IS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF FUNNY OR DIE!!!!!!!! TOO DEEP!!!!!!!!

There he goes again.

Why I don’t want kids anytime soon Reason #210: Every time I turn around they’re doing something stupid again.

Why I don’t want kids anytime soon Reason #210: Every time I turn around they’re doing something stupid again.

Remember this fucking video? How great is this video?