Where I’d rather be instead of working right now.
Where I’d rather be instead of working right now.
Business is business.
(via paperctz)
I’ll take 2.
Giving her the ol’ Bogart Double Tap.
(via yimmyayo)
This just turned my day around.
(via jaminpaul)
Why I don’t want kids anytime soon Reason #224: Having kids is so much work. You’ve got the casting calls, the auditions, the spray tans, the chemical peels. Not mention the hoops you have to jump through to keep them out of school so they can focus on their career. Sheesh.
Washington’s wig, Caesar’s crown, Lincoln’s top hat, Castro’s cigar, Franklin’s specs. Apparently you should pick an accessory if you ever plan on being remembered.
spontaneity.
suck lil wayne’s lil dick.
I was listening to an episode of Radio Lab not long ago in which they were discussing Face Blindness with Mr. Close. Yeah, apparently he can’t recognize faces. At all. It’s fascinating stuff and you should look into it.
Oh, to be so proud.
Even the big-time stoner can out stache me. Woe is me.
via Pfaff. Dig the lighting.
When I was 13, my dad bought me an HTML book and said that if I were to just learn it, I would be making millions by the time i’m 25. While I can’t confirm if this would have happened, I can confirm that I did not learn it, am now 27, and went negative in my bank account yesterday.
